I'm debt free cuz I don't watch movies or TV or listen to music or read books or eat anything with more flavor than non-HMO kale or let my kids do any of the same, and I'll tell you all about how to find joy in working 90-hour weeks for a greedy sociopath and alienating everyone else in your life! Just buy my shitty books and $25-an-episode lifestyle podcast and make all my weird isolating talking points your entire personality!